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hey gurl heyyy im katie
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859-892-9909
(just dont be a pedophile)

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every time i sneeze me dad goes ‘bless you my son for you have sneezed’

· im a girl · dad · stop ·

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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