kids… cover your eyes…those are heterosexuals
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.
this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year
FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON
these burn blogs are nothing compared to this
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle