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hey gurl heyyy im katie
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859-892-9909
(just dont be a pedophile)

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flowertwink:

I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

colorguardenthusiast:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

Some of them look so pissed and then you have a few that are like ‘PUPPIES’

❝ jinkies i lost my glasses! ❞

- velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)

morpheuskilljoy:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

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LOOK WHAT I MADE

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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music player codey
viwan themes